Sophomore, Priory School
"I'm a knucklehead because I like to screw around and my teachers just, like, hate me because I'm strange to them. But, really, sometimes I do it just to piss them off."
Co-Owner, Front Street Grille, New Haven, Missouri
"Because I'm an Army brat and a redhead, but mostly because I'm married to another knucklehead!"
Executive Producer/Host, Motor Sports Weekly,
KFNS (590 AM)
"Because I go to stock-car races and actually watch them. Most people just wander around the infield, drink too much and pass out -- it's just a party. I check out the cars and drivers, the action. I'm the dude with the headset on."
"Because I always want to be right -- and that makes you a knucklehead sometimes, when you think you're right and you're not."
Hired Hand, Eat-Me Cattle Company,
"That's the way President Bush has made me, twisting my mind, making me think I'm gonna be sent to kill people on the other side of the world!"
Social Director, West Nile Amusement Park
"Funny, that's what my dad said to me when I told him I was getting married."