"Uncle Bill" Green
World's Most Dangerous Poet/Doorman, Venice Cafe
"No great shakes to disclose, except I'm addicted to Perrier water and I'm pissed because Schnucks is out of it. I also love tofu, and I'm not afraid to admit it."
Student, Lindenwood University
"I have a love child with Tony Blair, only it wasn't conceived out of love. It was lust and money."
"Well, most of my dark secrets are in my journal where I write about my important things: things I need to do, people I have met, goals I need to accomplish -- and being up here from Greenville, Miss., for just four months, my journal is full!"
Attorney, Riezman Berger, P.C.
"I was somebody's lifeline on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? And just as they called me, I got a call waiting and I clicked over and forgot to click back."
Guitar, Domino Kings
"I'm really a black lesbian. I'm trapped in the body of a white redneck. I don't even like four-wheel drive or AM radio."
Pre-Med Student, Washington University
"Other than this isn't my real hair? No secrets. It's all on the surface. I'm an open book. I pretty much tell everybody anything they want to know. Besides, I'm only 20. I haven't had time enough to get into any weird deep, dark secrets."