"Always stick together, but get yours first."
"Guys don't have many scruples anymore, but, for me, it's 'You never hit on a buddy's woman and never let another guy see you scared -- they'll never let you live it down.'"
Cook/Owner, Big Man's Bar-BQ, Crystal City
"Thou shalt not squeal. Never rat your buddy out."
Public Relations, Troy's on the Park
"Put your feminine products where they need to go. You don't do it in your home, so don't do it when you're out in public. God, women are so unhygienic."
Image Technician, Wolf Photo
"Do not bother our children or our men. That's the real Golden Rule. We can tolerate other intrusions -- maybe. But our children and our men -- off-limits!"
Server, Weber's Front Row
"The Golden Rule? American Express Gold Card, 24K gold jewelry and a golden penis."