St. Louis might still play host to The Nation's Second-Largest Mardi Gras Celebration, but let's face it: Plastic beads and pre-noon drunks lost their sheen long ago. Checking out the floats? Been there. Chugging hurricanes? Done that. Show you our tits? Yawn. We need a new kind of gumbo to give this so-called Wild Week a buzz.
And just in time for Tubby Tuesday revelry, Unreal has cooked it up! Introducing: Soulard Mardi Gras Bingo!
The rules are simple: See something, cross it off. First person in your group to call a given item gets it (only one check allowed per boob-sighting, for example). Be the first to complete a row vertically, horizontally or diagonally, and your buddies have to buy your drinks for the rest of the day. Laissez les bons temps rouler!