The Hebrew Hammer

Rated R 85 minutes 2003

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka 'The Hebrew Hammer', is an Orthodox stud, who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus' evil son Damien is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damien launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the world's top Jewish leader, and his friend Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple the evil Santa and save Hanukkah for future generations.

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Director: Jonathan Kesselman

Writer: Jonathan Kesselman

Producer: Lisa Fragner, Josh Kesselman and Sofia Sondervan

Cast: Adam Goldberg, Andy Dick, Judy Greer, Mario Van Peebles and Peter Coyote

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