If you feel a noticeable lack of smash in your weekend plans, or you've had it up to here with subtlety and are ready to own your testosterone, WWE Live
at the Scottrade Center (1401 Clark Avenue; 314-241-1888 or www.scottradecenter.com
) is your opportunity to pile drive your January blahs. Tonight's fight card includes John Cena, Randy Orton, Big Show, Kane, the Rhodes Brothers, Tons of Funk and many more consenting adults grappling in their skivvies. Strip down, oil up and go out for a night with your brethren. After all, you sat through three seasons of Downton Abbey
. You deserve it. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $20 to $90. All fighters are scheduled to appear, but may be replaced at the last minute.
Fri., Jan. 17, 2014