Whats this flyer for? That ´80s Club presents the 1987 Hoosier Prom
. What the hell? Dang, dude. Thats, like, eighteen years ago. Back when we was in high school! Best six years of my life, dude. Do it all over again in a heartbeat, you know? Hell yes I would! Still got them same acid-wash jeans, still got the Camaro, still got the KSHE half-shirt with them sleeves ripped off! Put on my best headband and snakeskin boots and walk in and be like, Suck it, kids! King o the School back for seconds! Pick me a new queen, though. Shoot, my ol lady used to look like Stevie Nicks, now she looks like
well, she looks like Stevie looks now. Kinda gross.
$100 cash prize for Prom King and Prom Queen?! Dude, thats like, three months of cable! Wheres this place? Rue 13, 1313 Washington Avenue. More information at www.that80sclub.com? Hell, I should be president o that club! I ever tell you ´bout the time I met Molly Hatchet? Best county-fair show I ever saw! Party starts at 9 p.m.; ten bucks to get in. Shoot, thats steep. But itll be worth it when I win. Rock on, Phil Nugent Jr.! Eyes on the prize! Get the Camaro washed, roll up, roll in, party like a big dog, roll out a hundred bucks richer! Rock on!
Fri., May 18