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Do You Wear Your Jock a Lot?

Week of May 23, 2001

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Stephan Kezirian
Cleaning Crew, Lafayette Pub

"Last week, when I was Rollerblading in Forest Park."

Scott Stolz
Singer, Eli-Stone

"No, but sometimes I wish I had while crowd-surfing over fans at shows and I'm getting grabbed."

Lenny Jewell
Brickmason

"The last time I wore a jock I was using it as a contraceptive while sleeping with a Catholic girl."

Chris Cuba
Crowned Prince, Venice Café

"I do, but usually I can't find my own, so I put my sister's thong underwear on backward."

David Myers
Music Director/Personality, 101.1 FM The River

"When I feel I need support, I do -- I got a lot down there, bro. But normally I like to let it flap in the wind. Commando's the way to go."

Brian McKenna
Sports Yakker, KLOU-FM/Channel 5's Sports Plus

"Yeah, I wear my jock probably five days a week because I work out and it keeps all my junk in the yard. They're a lot more comfortable without the cup, but, then again, you only get one set of 'nads.

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