Ladies, let's be real: If your last encounter with a bulging package was an ill-shipped Amazon delivery, you owe it to yourself to see the Chippendales
at 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday (May 15 and 16) at River City Casino (777 River City Casino Drive, Lemay; 888-578-7289 or www.rivercity.com
). Tasteful enough to avoid total NSFW status, yet saucy enough to take the top spot on any girls-night-out bucket list, this event features a variety of song-and-dance numbers that showcase the handsome lads'...skill set. Be prepared to fan yourself as this legendary troupe demonstrates the meaning of "intimate fan participation." Mercy! Tickets are $22.50 to $67.50.
Fri., May 15, 8 p.m.; Sat., May 16, 8 p.m., 2015