Ink spots staffed by purple-haired, barbell-lipped anarchists are so 2004! Make getting your next tat a family affair at Goldenlands Tattoos and Accessories. Founded by brothers Gary and Mitch Glatstein in 1988, Goldenlands goes above and beyond the cleanliness call of duty, and while most pain huts might offer one wall or set of flippable posters, the Brothers Glatstein provide two shelves crammed full of design binders. They also sell original artwork and animation cels. (Gary claims the shop's second floor holds an original, um, The Original Seven, Alex Ross' 2000 rendition of the Justice League's core members. Sweet!) Don't neglect to pay your respects to Hermie the parrot and Pinky the big scary snake before trotting out to buy some triple-antibiotic ointment for the brand-new Martian Manhunter profile on your bicep.