In the middle of Nowhere, Illinois,
Sits Wild Country for all the girls 'n' boys.
It's the premier place to dance a line,
C'mon now, you're doin' fine!
In the early eve they teach a class,
An' learn you how to shake that ass.
But if you miss out, don't be blue,
Projectors show the moves to you!
The floor is corralled by a fence,
Which adds some Western ambiance.
It's a crowded joint so hurry in,
Beat the lines (to cowpokes' chagrin).
Now 'n' then they play a mainstream hit,
In case you think country's shit.
So promenade across the floor,
Then sashay right on out the door.