Jennifer's Pharmacy & Soda Shoppe is a Norman Rockwell hallucination, from the counters lined with pies overflowing with fruity fillings to the ice-cream sodas you sip through a straw while swiveling on your stool. Homemade pies. A wide selection of phosphates, milkshakes and sundaes. A choice of 30 syrups with which to flavor your soda — all the makings of a sugar shock the likes of which your bod ain't seen since you were too short to ride the Tilt-A-Whirl. OK, we'll have the pie milkshake: a half-size slice of the pie of the day (pray it's blueberry), blended into a thick, creamy milkshake. The counter ladies provide a comforting lullaby as they croon along with the radio, singing us to sleep.