Wrecked your car? Divorced your wife? Feeling disaster breathing down your neck? Maybe it's time to find out just what direction your planetary winds are blowing. Magi Osiris Stargod, owner of Essential Elements, says, "If you find out which direction the planetary winds are blowing in your life, you can set sail in the right direction." Stargod (no, it's not his given name -- he changes his name every time he achieves a new level) is known for birth-chart interpretations that combine the spiritual with the practical. For $50 an hour, Stargod will do an extensive reading that will get your life back in line with the planets. For those that want to become stargazers themselves, Stargod also teaches a class on astrological-chart interpretations.