Growing up ain't easy, and celebrating with that stuff hanging over your head can be just as hard. Whether it's a nudge toward a strip club, a dinner party at home or the typical bar birthday bash (yawn) — as if getting older didn't already make you want to shoot something, you're expected to put on a happy face and celebrate. There's no better way to take out all that birthday aggression and feel like a kid again than a rousing game of laser tag at Lazer Force Lazer Tag Zone! There are usually kids celebrating birthday parties, so adult revelers should keep it clean — and by clean we mean have a sober driver and pop in a piece of gum after pre-gaming in the parking lot so you don't get all booze breathy on the kiddies. Inside, you'll be divvied up into two or three teams (maximum of 30 people per game), given silly names like Bacon, Sprinkles and Chicken Strip, equipped with a multi-sensor vest and unlimited rounds for heart-racing fifteen-minute bouts. Two glorious floors of fog and black lights make for a Tron-meets-Call of Duty warzone, and you'll be sprinting through the 7,800-square-foot maze after your pals in no time with bloodlust on your mind. Happy birthday to you!
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