Who said itJohn Hadley or Carl Spackler? "I smell varmint poontang. The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang." "I've been stressing, even in the downtime of last year, that the cavalry was on the way." "What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack." "Anibal Sanchez, who has been en fuego, just awesome, in coming up for the Florida Marlins." "So what you have to do, you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote." "Irregardless of that fact, I think some are missing the big picture." "His weight displacement goes backall his weight is on his right foot and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game." "I do have to chuckle, though, when I see some of his numbers." "Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga." "Do-da-do do do. Ramon Ortiz. Two-and-one lifetime against the Dodgers." "I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner, and I'll fill your bagpipes with Wheatena!" "Normally it doesn't really matter to me what other media members say in town because 80 percent of <\#213>em, as soon as they're done, have an extended career in the food-service industry." "So I've got that going for me...which is nice."