"Milkshake" (with apologies to Kelis, Chad Hugo and Pharrell Williams)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the north side!

And they're like,

It's better than Steak n Shake!

Damn right, it's better than Ted Drewes!

I can teach you,

but I have to charge less than four bucks!

I know you want it,

The high butterfat content ice cream that makes me

What the guys go crazy for.

They lose their minds,

The way I come in 24-ounce servings!

I think it's time

La la la la la,

Chill it up.

La la la la la,

The boys are waiting....