At the Central West End Bed & Breakfast, one need only open a door to be transported far and away. Take "The Beach": a room filled with actual sand. Or "Kenya" and "Asia": suites decked out to call to mind those foreign lands. Romantics fall for "Paradise Dove," the white-and-gold pleasure palace with a balcony and a fuck-me-red heart-shape hot tub. Fees for the eight themed suites begin at $125 and top $325 (deposit required). Innkeepers Henrietta and Nathan Phillips offer a full breakfast and keep the wine flowing gratis. They're also delighted to arrange extra perks including in-room massages and a chauffeured ride about town.