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Good Luck at the Hog Slaughter
A great band name needs to be singular but clever. After all, a careless one will be buried under piles of websites, never again to be seen or heard. Good Luck at the Hog Slaughter is suggestive, confrontational and clingy. Once a phrase used to usher a friend through an old family ritual, the saying "good luck at the hog slaughter" stuck to singer Jim Fitzpatrick's tongue. But hold on: Why would one need good luck at a hog slaughter? Are you the pig or the butcher?
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