Even the most dedicated heterosexual loves Steven Jackson's ass. It is robust, meaty and often seen in the act of hauling. The Rams star's butt received plenty of, um, face time amid Jackson's six-season streak of 1,000-plus rushing yards. But it looks best in the act of anticipation, in those seconds before the snap, the nylon-spandex blend stretched over the running back's tight end like a canvas of endless possibilities for the upcoming play. On "Hike!" Steven Jackson's butt shines, proving why he is our MVP — most vivacious posterior.