It was very late and we were very bored and Hemingway suggested we rent a porn. It was a very good idea. We got a taxi and went across the very wide river to the east side but Hemingway said no. He said we must go somewhere else. We were almost there already but he said, "You do not understand. Spankys is a clean and pleasant adult video store. It is well lighted. The light is very good and also, now, we can rent a video for two days for only $3.50." Hemingway lied about many things but he did not lie about that. It was clean and pleasant and well lighted and the very many DVDs were arranged by production company. This was for the aficionado like Hemingway. For those without aficion there were shelves for famous porn stars like Jenna Jameson and Belladonna and famous series like Buttman and popular fetishes. "You do not want music," Hemingway said. "Certainly you do not want music." This is very true about porn but we did not mind the music playing in Spankys. It was jazz and it was very sophisticated. Finally, we chose Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle because it promised us "Gin, juice & jizz." It was very dirty but not so dirty as what we did after we watched it.