11. George B. Boedecker Jr.
As the ancient proverb goes, "Money can't buy love or an ability to hold your liquor." Proof comes in the form of George Boedecker Jr., cofounder of the Crocs footwear empire, who was found passed out in his $80,000 Porsche in Boulder, Colorado.
When confronted by police, Boedecker refused a sobriety test, threatened to get "medieval" on the officers, and encouraged them to sodomize each other in ways that didn't seem particularly romantic. Boedecker also claimed that his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, had been driving the car earlier in the evening, but had somehow teleported back to Nashville.
Police believe there's no merit to the girlfriend claim, citing as evidence
the lack of a Taylor Swift break-up song involving a shoe magnate.