Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit! pic.twitter.com/XNGbljtpYz— Alek Krautmann (@AlekKrautmann) March 26, 2019
"911, what is your emergency?"— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) March 27, 2019
"I'd like to report murders."
"Yes. Like a dozen of them." https://t.co/D1aZC75erp
I believe this is a Class A felony in New York City. And if its not, it should be. https://t.co/ngbbPFvnya— Justin Brannan (@JustinBrannan) March 27, 2019
You come to me, and you say: "Don Corleone, slice my bagel." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to murder this bagel.— Brandon (@brandojerg) March 27, 2019
I work in a bakery that makes bread & bagels every morning.... If someone asked me to "bread slice" bagels I'd refuse service. I have standards and a healthy respect for bagels.— Str8OuttaSKAtland (@titty_tornado) March 27, 2019
St Louis bread-slicing their bagels is more like "hiding a crime" than "keeping a secret" https://t.co/bocgKjpeoc— dukesucks.cat.meme.FINAL.FINAL.psd (@brianvan) March 27, 2019
If any of you actually do this, please leave our fair city and never return. I've never heard of this "St. Louis secret" and I'm offended on all of our behalf. https://t.co/vxWnxGX83v— Fabbri’s Hair (@FabbrisHair) March 27, 2019
I went to St. Louis once and I don't remember it being a dystopian nightmare? https://t.co/AxLXRZJ2fk— Jessy! Jessi! Jessé! (@JesseThorn) March 27, 2019
this and all other "st louis secrets" should be transported directly to the nearest landfill https://t.co/PrUPD5j9Qg— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) March 27, 2019
Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis PBJ pic.twitter.com/yEkBusJx6G— Barstool sucks lol (@HaverOfOpinions) March 27, 2019
I lived in St. Louis for like 2 years..WHAT IS THIS. https://t.co/8Pzo13UjNH— Samantha Fong (@samfonggg) March 27, 2019
1. This is not a STL thing 2. Who The F wants a slice of bagel for breakfast? 3. Your co workers are psychopaths if this was a hit. pic.twitter.com/KEWjcLKq8Q— Team Ideology (@stix_tommy) March 27, 2019
Our team is divided over here. Do other people slice their bagel Bread Co style? https://t.co/NbdZjj6G6C— Panera Bread (@panerabread) March 27, 2019
Hey Alek, next time bagels are on us, sliced however you'd like. 😉 Can you DM us?— Panera Bread (@panerabread) March 27, 2019
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