The Missouri Department of Revenue doesn’t want us to have any fun. Not only do they demand that we pay taxes, like, constantly, but they also won’t let us put whatever we want on our personalized license plates.
On their website, they’re very clear about their no-fun rules that squash self-expression:
No personalized license plates shall be issued containing any letters, numbers, or combination of letters and numbers which are obscene, profane, patently offensive or contemptuous of a racial or ethnic group, offensive to good taste or decency, or would present an unreasonable danger to the health or safety of the applicant, or other users of streets and highways, or of the public in any location where the vehicle with such a license plate may be found.Booo! They go on to to add, "Any license plates that are inadvertently issued may be recalled." So even if you get away with BL0WM3, it probably won’t be for long. Why won’t they just let us be proud trash?
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