Bloody cops chasing broken-faced bandits. Treacherous drifters nursing a hangover. Downtown dons steeped in golden-toilet luxury.
These are the kinds of characters and tales that have made the St. Louis Evening Whirl a St. Louis institution since 1938. And ever since the iconic paper started (seriously) tweeting in February, it is what has made its Twitter feed one of the best 140-character reads on the Internet.
The Whirl's tweets are distilled samples of the pulp-fiction style that the paper is famous for. And Brian Ireland, the paper's managing editor and author of the tweets, uses the required brevity on Twitter to produce short scenes about fascinating urban crime characters for which is paper is famous.
Well-known gambler spotted in the 4 Seasons lobby leaning on ebony walking stick with the satyr's-head gold handle; dropped 5 g's on NCAAs— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 24, 2014
Codeine has a baller leanin' on Jefferson as he gets gold with two bros thro'd off a mid-morning pitcher— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 26, 2014
The scenes that Ireland writes about are mostly facts with a bit of fictional flourish. Sometimes they're observations of people he sees on the street or summaries of a stranger he made small talk with outside a convenience store. Other times they're the scraps of a story that couldn't be finished due to a subject reluctant to go on the record with a case still pending.
"At the very root it's a true thing, but it's colored in kind of a fictionalized writing, which is what the paper is," Ireland tells Daily RFT. "We're a weekly, and people don't really buy the paper for the latest news -- we would hope they buy it for the reason they buy, say, Flannery O'Connor or Mickey Spillane."
Wind wraps itself around a moan as SLPS teen trespassing on the N. Side comes upon a grisly cold headstone: "Boo Lewis Lived and died Alone"— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 25, 2014
A long, dark colored Cadillac floats onto the old Spruill's lot. A curvy, butter-pecan tart steps out. She wobbles a little on high heels.— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) April 1, 2014
Ireland says he tries to give the tweets that Southern Gothic feel -- a bleak but literary description of downtrodden life made famous by the likes of O'Connor and William Faulkner. But this is St. Louis, and Ireland uses the Whirl's Twitter feed to give a literary flair to the oft-ignored parts of the Arch City, so you can call it "Urban Midwestern Gothic" -- in under 140 characters.
A downtown don steeped in golden-toilet luxury tells the Whirl he's reflective and a little nervous this morning; fears fed intervention— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 24, 2014
Mid-County crime vic in a long black veil laments to Whirl that "You don't know about sadness 'til you've faced life alone."— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 13, 2014
A ten-year veteran of the Whirl, Ireland is a St. Louis native from Florissant and a Mizzou graduate. After college he went to law school in New York City for a while, but he didn't like the idea of being a lawyer all that much, and moved back to his hometown. And although he grew up in the area, Ireland wasn't familiar with the Whirl until he came back from law school and picked up a copy at a bookstore one day.
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Ireland liked what he saw, wanted to get into writing, and called up Anthony Sanders, the editor-in-chief of the Whirl. He asked for a job. It just so happened Sanders was looking for somebody to help with the paper's layout.
"It was good timing," Ireland says. "I wasn't interested in doing law, and this allowed me to pay my bills and still be able to write."
Ireland has been a part of the Whirl ever since.
Sat. nite crime alert: Curvy hood hottie with panther tat scrawled on her washboard abs ganks a gat on Natty Bridge & burns rubber.— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 16, 2014
But before he worked at the Whirl full-time, Ireland was a case worker at New Life Evangelistic Center, which allowed him to get to know St. Louis' downtrodden on a personal basis. He still does some work at the non-profit organization, where he co-hosts a news and views show on Channel 24 with Larry Rice, the founder of New Life. And after he hears about people who are down on their luck, Ireland might post a tweet that replaces fictionalization with social critique. See also: Petition Will Ask City to Cede Land for Homeless Camp
One additional food pantry reaches critical shortage of inventory, donations down, suffering up. Meanwhile, reality tv ratings spike— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 18, 2014
Bedraggled mom of 2 looks thru home on Easton (MLK) & can't even find a piece of bread; fears TB diagnosis; ponders 3rd floor @NewLifeSTL— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 10, 2014
The tweets Ireland writes are meant to tell snippets of stories that give readers just enough information to imagine what's happening. The downtown don worried about spending time in prison -- maybe because he's too old to be a don in today's game. A well-known gambler who dropped $5,000 on a basketball game -- and might lose, which could explain why he's so well-known. The struggling musician who might be wondering why he keeps on playing.
Downtrodden Soulard guitar picker plays with his eyes closed to a near-empty room, lost in the booze & the words of lost love and betrayal.— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 15, 2014
Despite the Whirl having one of the most unique and fun-to-read Twitter accounts in journalism, the old-school paper is still working on developing its website. In the meantime, the actual paper can best be appreciated the way it has been since 1938: on paper.
So until you can grab a copy, read the tweets.
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It's beer-30 for "South Side Sam," a barfly with a pistol in his boot who can't pass the test to get into the Navy. Contemplating contraband— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 13, 2014
Fella with green teeth stuffs his hair up under his hat and lets out a yell that would curl your hair after sudden death in Benton Park— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 14, 2014
Elderly fisherman shoots tin cans with sawed-off shotgun near O'Fallon Park as the sky changes colors--N. Side dawn patrol— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 7, 2014
Cherry toppers roll Tower Grove/SLU med campus; beware aggressive prowler, his face a twisted mask of scars.— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 6, 2014
Ten laughing mice scamper to their nest as gumshoes probe drug den; Whirl report prepped for late city final— Evening Whirl (@thewhirlonline) March 10, 2014
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