Congratulations to readers Karen Cheney and (returning champ) Don Weber! You both missed just one answer to score the highest in RFT's annual news quiz, recalling all the detestable and nonsensical B.S. of the past twelve months.
And thanks to the remaining 323 of you who squandered your precious winter holiday taking our utterly worthless (yet hopefully entertaining) exam. Answers to the 2013 news challenge, as well as all the original questions, can be found here.