Today in drunk baseball fans doing really stupid things, we have for you some embarrassing footage of a Cardinals fan in Chicago who tried to pick a fight with a Cubs fan and totally failed.
The video apparently comes from a fan at Wrigley Field for her first Cubs game ever and "one that won't be forgotten!" she writes in the video's description.
After the Cardinals lost 7-0, "this drunk fan wasn't going down without a fight. Little did he know he'd be fighting himself, and going down pretty hard!"
Let's just say he's not the best Best Fan In Baseball we've ever seen.
Without further ado, the aptly titled "Cardinal fan vs. gravity" video: