Only in Missouri!
With nothing to do but stay inside and wish there was more food in your fridge, Missourians across the state took to Twitter to vent about just how awful and confusing the climate in the Show-Me state is and just how incredibly cruel the weather gods are to give us this horrible snow on the first weekend of spring -- for some a messy, yucky, frigid end to a spring break that, just a few days ago, seemed so nice!
Daily RFT, also stuck inside, decided to collect the top Tweets from those declaring their official hatred for Missouri or their realizations that Mother Nature is really losing it these days. We feel your pain.
See also: - Think It's Cold Today? At Least the River's Still Flowing - Snowstorm: Top Tweets From Missourians Who Think Everyone Is Overreacting - Chris Higgins, FOX 2 Meteorologist, Writes To Haters Questioning His Weather Skills20. Mother Nature is on crack.
18. Open letter to Missouri snow.
Mother Nature-Oh it's baseball season in Missouri? Here's all the snow you didn't get this winter.#MotherNatureIsDrunk— Colton Vaught (@VaughtColton) March 24, 2013
17. Time to leave this state behind!
Dear stupid Missouri snow,I HATE you. you should never fall out of the sky in march. Dec.-Feb. is fine! Feb. is my limit though!— Rachel Rhodes (@JohnnyDeppfann1) March 24, 2013
things i hate:1. snow2. cold weather3. missouri weather4. missouri— Lexi Faircloth (@lexiiii4) March 24, 2013
Continue for more snow hatred.15. Spring break?!? WTF?!?
11. Jealous of your spring break.
Missouri drivers are idiots. An inch of snow comes down and it's like bumper cars out there— Sam (@samtsherman) March 24, 2013
Continue for more snow hatred.10. Praying for it to end.
Ahhhh, Missouri in March. In like a lion out like the abominable snow man.— Glenn Bryant (@G_Bryant) March 24, 2013
Continue for more snow hatred.5. This is why everyone hates the midwest.
4. I hate Missouri...because of all the complaining!
Really Missouri? We're almost a week into spring and you dump snow on us AGAIN? This is why no one likes the Midwest. Well, partially...— Connemara Higgins (@ConnemaraH) March 24, 2013
3. This guy who needs all-season tires for his suitcase.
Truly do get tired of people complaining about snow...GET THE OVER IT ITS MISSOURI BITCH.— Thomas Hampton (@Green_Bay_12) March 24, 2013
1. I want to die.
Snow, seriously Missouri??? What happened to global warming?— Astrid Appert Lund (@AAppert) March 24, 2013
"@ponderosa17: Damn does Missouri forreal have snow?" Yeah and it's making me want to die— Karl Becker (@KARLmemaybe1) March 24, 2013
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