Sometimes, St. Louisans get national and international attention for their great accomplishments -- Twitter founder Jack Dorsey, for example, may someday run New York City! But this afternoon, we bring you news of another St. Louis celeb who is captivating all of America, with a really huge accomplishment that no one can ignore.
So, St. Louis, let us swell with pride that Jon Hamm's Incredibly Enormous Penis is the most important thing on The Internet today. Why? It's causing trouble! The gossip folks at the New York Daily News are reporting that AMC is telling the Mad Men star that he might want to put some underwear on, because his 1960s pants are very tight. His penis is apparently so big that the marketing folks have to use Photoshop sometimes to make it go away.
Below, we give you the best headlines (a.k.a. penis puns) today in the ever-important coverage of Jon Hamm's out-of-control private parts.