The Missouri People of Walmart (PHOTOS)

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The wonderful People of Walmart website collects photos of the wackiest customers across the country -- and Missouri appears to be a goldmine.

In honor of Michelle Obama's visit to Springfield's Walmart tomorrow, we thought we'd collect the best and worst from the People of Walmart -- a sneak peek of some of the characters the First Lady could perhaps encounter on her Missouri trip.

For your viewing pleasure/horror -- the top sixteen standout Missourians of Walmart below.

16. Baby Bumps

Gives new meaning to the Show-Me State.

15. A Different Kind of Baby Display

Forget the baby bump, just bring an actual baby! Or if you don't have that, a baby doll will do just fine.

14. It's Getting Hot In Here...

So take off your shirt. We won't judge.

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13. With Great Power...

Comes great responsibility. And prices you can't beat.

12. Banana In Your Pocket?

Or are you just happy to be in this Walmart aisle wearing the shortest of short shorts?

11. Game Day

Or an Oompa Loompa in aisle 4.

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10. Confederate Pride

Secession never looked better.

9. The Neck Beard

Always low beards.

8. Furry Tail Ending

And the orange-haired man with horns (?) lived happily ever after.

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7. Pumpkin Inflation

This is how you really avoid high pumpkin prices.

6. People Get Ready

There's a (human) train a comin'.

5. You've Got a Friend

And not a lot of space left in your cart.

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4. Walmart Goes Green

Less emissions than a real car?

3. When Your Socks Are Much Longer Than Your Shorts

It's time to go to Walmart.

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2. Only Tights

Makes trying on pants a lot easier?

1. Cracking Up

Classic.

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