Last weekend, some guy up there murdered a person, cut off the victim's arms and threw them at witnesses.
We can all agree that that is crazy.
Yesterday, Kirksville's CBS affiliate, KTVO-TV Channel 3, posted online a video of a newscast that went completely off the rails over a balloon -- a segment in which anchor Ela Soroka actually squeaks the words: "You didn't blow it hard enough!"
Soroka is producer and anchor of the station's morning show, and we all know that morning shows sometimes get a little goofy.
But this -- this is quality television. The best part is the very end, when Soroka swats the balloon: Watch how the weatherman exits the frame. I'm going to call that kind of movement, "Muppet-esque."