Joseph Huff, 34, charged with sexual misconduct
Twice since October, some guy has driven into the parking lots near the Target at Hampton and Chippewa
, pulled up next to a female, opened his car door, exposed his willie, then sped away.
Now the authorities believe they've found this frequent flasher, this schlong showman, pervy peter-presenter, double drive-by dick-dangler.
Joseph Huff, a 34-year-old from the 4100 block of Bingham Avenue, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of sexual misconduct.
According to police and court records, the first episode happened back on October 3 at 7 pm.
The second episode happened just last Wednesday at 6:45 pm.
The victims were both white females.
case you weren't sure how a female might react to a strange man pulling out his twig & berries in a parking lot, the probable cause
statement contains the sentence:
"Both female victims were alarmed by
the defendant's conduct."
Well yes. Probably.