Newark Mayor Cory Booker Gets Gushy for St. Louis on the Twitter

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Love is in the air! Cory Booker, who somehow finds time in between tweets to be mayor of Newark, New Jersey, is super-stoked this morning. The reason: Two truckloads of hurricane relief stuff, donated by all kinds of St. Louisans (see #STLforSandy), have finally made it to the Garden State.

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Sweet! Our hurricane-battered neighbors out East needed our help, and St. Louis pitched in to help. Ain't that America? You're most welcome, Mayor Booker! We wish you well, and - oops, sorry...you wanna gush some more!

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Again, you're quite welcome, good sir! And so anyway, back to the -- oh wait. Mayor Francis Slay's spokeswoman, Kara Bowlin, has just tweeted that she's "geeking out" over Booker's effusive thanks. 

Not be out-gushed, hizzoner comes back again!

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Oh golly, these awesomely good vibes have gotten thick! But not thick enough!
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MAXIMUM HEART-AROUSAL/EXPLOSION! Daily RFT cannot hold it in, we are driving to Newark right now to kiss strangers. We will kiss strangers.

And we'll say it in advance: You're welcome!

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