Love is in the air! Cory Booker
, who somehow finds time in between tweets
to be mayor of Newark, New Jersey
, is super-stoked this morning. The reason: Two truckloads of hurricane relief stuff, donated by all kinds of St. Louisans (see #STLforSandy
), have finally made it to the Garden State.
Sweet! Our hurricane-battered neighbors out East needed our help, and St. Louis pitched in to help. Ain't that America? You're most welcome, Mayor Booker! We wish you well, and - oops, sorry...you wanna gush some more!
Again, you're quite welcome, good sir! And so anyway, back to the -- oh wait. Mayor Francis Slay's spokeswoman, Kara Bowlin, has just tweeted
that she's "geeking out" over Booker's effusive thanks.
Not be out-gushed, hizzoner comes back again!
Oh golly, these awesomely good vibes have gotten thick! But not thick enough!
MAXIMUM HEART-AROUSAL/EXPLOSION! Daily RFT
cannot hold it in, we are driving to Newark right now to kiss strangers. We will kiss strangers
And we'll say it in advance: You're welcome!