Tony La Russa + Oktoberfest = Instant Party

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Wow, what a ball of laughs. Soulard Oktoberfest has chosen to put this photo of Tony "La Genius" La Russa on its website to hype up Sunday - the day families can get Cardinals players' autographs. Below is our fake caption:
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"Hi. I'm Tony LaRussa. Tony La Russa guarantees that no one will have more fun than him at your event. If someone appears to be having more fun than Tony La Russa, Tony La Russa will immediately substitute himself for that person and enjoy all their fun. You have Tony La Russa's word on it." [Considers winking......declines]

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