Don't worry, trustee Iwenofu: We're on the case!
So Uplands Park - the itsy-bitsy county municipality
at Natural Bridge and Jennings Station roads - has "lost" $90,000, according to last night's report
by Lyndsay Bramson
of KMOV Channel 4.
Sorry - city officials lost
$90k? Their polity is the size of Bed, Bath & Beyond. How distracted are
We pondered this for 15 seconds and came up with some hypotheses. Upland Park city officials either:5.
Left it in their Snuggie (which have have pockets
now. I know, right?)
Blew it on a "fuck-it-all" sugar binge at Cold Stone Creamery. 3.
Matching team jackets for Ride of the Century 2012
Spent it during that weekend in Hot Springs, Arkansas
that dare not speak its name. 1.
Three words: Dave. &. Busters