Top 5 Anti-Akin T-Shirts (and Their Uses)


#5. For those hoping to ruin/confuse a first date:

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#4. For those comfortable making the leap from "Hey, Todd Akin said something offensive!" to "Hey, Congressman Todd Akin rapes people!":

#3. For Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter (because they hate Todd Akin, and this shirt looks somewhat pink, and they're girls):

#2. For anyone hoping to get laid by a Democratic operative (if that ever happens):

#1. For those who are angry at Kristen Stewart*:

*That last one's not really about Todd Akin. 


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