#5. For those hoping to ruin/confuse a first date:
#4. For those comfortable making the leap from "Hey, Todd Akin said something offensive!" to "Hey, Congressman Todd Akin rapes people!":
#3. For Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter (because they hate Todd Akin, and this shirt looks somewhat pink, and they're girls):
#2. For anyone hoping to get laid by a Democratic operative (if that ever happens):
#1. For those who are angry at Kristen Stewart*:
*That last one's not really about Todd Akin.