No. 5 -- Gallagher Your Melons: 5 Ways to Celebrate July 4th Without Fireworks

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No. 5: Gallagher Your Melons
No. 4: Be That Guy With a Laser Pointer
No. 3: Your Butt and a Lighter
No. 2: Launch an Anvil 200 Ft. Into the Sky
No. 1: Taze Larry Conners


The heat and drought plaguing the Midwest have caused scores of municipalities to cancel their July 4th fireworks displays. So what to do this Independence Day? Fear not, Daily RFT is here with five simple suggestions.

No. 5: We begin with a cool and refreshing exercise courtesy of the hilarious -- and not at all formulaic and apparently flat-ass broke -- comic, Gallagher.


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