No. 3 -- Your Butt and a Lighter: 5 Ways to Celebrate July 4th Without Fireworks


No. 5: Gallagher Your Melons
No. 4: Be That Guy With a Laser Pointer
No. 3: Your Butt and a Lighter
No. 2: Launch an Anvil 200 Ft. Into the Sky
No. 1: Taze Larry Conners

The heat and drought plaguing the Midwest have caused scores of municipalities to cancel their July 4th fireworks displays. So what to do this Independence Day? Fear not, Daily RFT is here with five simple suggestions.

No. 3: Just because cities are banning backyard fireworks this year, doesn't mean you can't fire off a few explosives from the comfort of your living-room couch. All you need is a difficult-to-digest meal, a lighter and -- if possible -- a significant other who doesn't quite share your sense of humor. 'Cause, you know, it's funnier that way?


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