Saw girl with a great body but subpar face. Got closer to see that her face was actually also good. I can't believe it's not butterface!-- Max Fitzgerald (@maxrfitzgerald) July 1, 2012
All my favorite sexual positions have animal names in them: doggy-style, reverse cow-girl, human centipede...-- Josh Arnold (@JoshArnoldComic) July 1, 2012
The suits at Dominos pizza are assholes. They jam ya $2.50 for a delivery fee and the driver gets 0. Even worse, you now know I eat Dominos.-- Sean O'Brien (@seanobrien27) June 30, 2012
There was a family swimming in the #Westport Plaza fountain tonight.Did not know there was a Sammy Haggar related event in town this week.-- matt conty (@mattconty) July 1, 2012
If you have a glass-wall shower and you're NOT drawing graphic/erotic comics with soap for your lover to find, you're NOT doing love right.-- Zack Stovall(@ZStovall) June 29, 2012
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