St. Louis Called Cheap, Also Fun and a Good Time

by

comment
Thanks, I will.
  • Thanks, I will.
Kiplinger's has declared St. Louis to be the cheapest of the cheap. I feel I should defend our honor, but I am wearing a dead man's jacket at the moment, so I'll let it slide with naught but a glower. In compiling its list of the "10 Best Cities for Cheapskates," Kiplinger's ranked us tops because this is where your dollar stretches the furthest.

The criteria used for determining this top ranking included our average household income of $69,992 (I'm living in the wrong house), the number of libraries and museums in the metro area (144, which seems kinda high) and the total number of Dollar Generals in a 35-mile radius (59). Factor in our population of 2,812,896 and you have your winner...and...oh.

I see what happened. Kiplinger's included St. Louis County in the formula, didn't you? That's gonna skew your numbers, but you know what? We'll take it.

That's right. St. Louis is so cheap, we'll take a cheap win. WE'RE NUMBER 1! WE'RE NUMBER 1!

Support Local Journalism.
Join the Riverfront Times Press Club

Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state. Our readers helped us continue this coverage in 2020, and we are so grateful for the support.

Help us keep this coverage going in 2021. Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing membership pledge, your support goes to local-based reporting from our small but mighty team.

Join the Riverfront Times Club for as little as $5 a month.