The rain has pushed back the start of the Cards' home opener to 3:45 p.m., so if you're one of the many office drones who was planning to watch via world wide interweb you've suddenly developed a glut of time.
But fear not.
Let's enjoy some Chicago Cubs highlights through the years.
Here's former Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia discussing the 1983 team and the glory of playing in Chicago. It gets a a little blue, as in NSFW language.
And what's this? A celebratory fan song about the Cubs? Judge Jose Oquendo says he'll allow it.
Actually, that was kinda catchy. Let's have another one of them.