We know that sports fans -- especially those here in "Cardinals Nation" -- aren't exactly known for their fashion taste. (What was it that former Redbird Ryan Theriot said about Cardinals fans wearing tank tops, jean shorts and Timberland boots
But, seriously, does anyone think we're homely enough to spend $199.99 ("payable in six easy payments of $33.33!") for this ridiculous tchotchke
advertised recently in the Post-Dispatch
? And if you think it looks ridiculous here, check out the close-up below inside this baseball-helmet-snow-globe abomination.
Who is that welcoming David Freese to home plate? Rally Troll?