"I've lost more contests than I've won," noted Anker, who was disgustingly humble about the whole thing. "But I couldn't have had a better time."
Kinds shared that sentiment -- to a degree.
"It was a lot of fun," he said, "which is what I'll also tell my lawyer when I demand a full investigation into your 'voting' process."
As the champ, Anker won a cash purse of $100 derived from ticket sales. Asked how he planned to spend that crazy cheddar, Anker said: "I'm going to get a tattoo on myself of myself carving myself out of stone."
We did not get any video footage of the finals. However, below are some of the same jokes that Anker performed on Sunday. Enjoy!