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Rally Squirrel, with Skip Schumaker (left)
The previously mocked
Skip Schumaker Rally Squirrel baseball card from Topps is successfully being sold for $255
on eBay. The actual Skip Schumaker card
from the same series is going for $1, with a $2 charge for shipping and handling. Also, it seems you can return the real Skip card if you don't like it, but most Rally Squirrel card sellers seem to have a strict "no takebacks" policy.
And as for Mr. Pujols' new-look Angels card
, you can pick that up for $127.50 if you act quickly. Point, Rally Squirrel.