Just Announced: Rams To Begin Construction of Retractable Roof in 2012

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And there she blows!

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Yes, there's no truth to this story. The joke was making the rounds yesterday, and we thought it funny enough to share. Besides, a retractable roof -- even this one -- would make it difficult for Rams owner Stan Kroenke to move the team back to Los Angeles.

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