Proof Albert Pujols Has Been Telling St. Louis To Fuck Off For Weeks


Remember that story from last month, when an anonymous donor paid for an Albert Pujols statue at Westport Plaza?

Well, we just ran that new item through our decoder machine and discovered this disturbing secret message. Check it:



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