D'oh! Dealer Texts Sheriff About Drugs for Sale

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Hey officer -- wanna buy some weed?
  • Hey officer -- wanna buy some weed?
We've heard of stupid criminals, but your average dumbass has nothing on Amy R. Horman.

According to the Southeast Missourian, this rocket scientist actually sent a sheriff's deputy a text message, asking if he'd like to buy some dope. Naturally enough, the dude was interested -- interested, that is, in making an arrest.

When the sheriff's office showed up, the paper reports, they found three-fourths of a pound of marijuana, along with all sorts of drug paraphernalia. Horman is now facing charges of distribution of a controlled substance and unlawful use of drug paraphernalia.

Her accomplice, who has the hilarious name of Pandora Cowgur (for reals, y'all!) has been charged with charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of up to 35 grams of marijuana and unlawful use of drug paraphernalia.

How much do you want to bet Cowgur is totally ready to kill her sidekick right about now?

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