So Andy has great pain and mental anguish for his escapade at the titty bar. The great pain is from all the 10's and 20's he stuffed into the stripper's G-string without getting any tush. And the anguish stems from the fact he told his wife he was playing golf and got hit with a stray ball. Now that he has filed suit the whole world knows the sordid details of that fateful night when he got hoof and mouth disease!
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