Got a Killer (Clean) Joke? Win Two Free Tickets to Brian Regan!

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UPDATED WITH WINNER AT 3:27 p.m.

Standup Brian Regan (the "Pop-Tarts" guy) is doing two shows at The Pageant Saturday night.

He himself "cringes" at being referred to as a clean comic. We don't get that. It's quite a feat to never cuss or troll the gutter but still have people rolling in the aisles at a comedy show, and this fella delivers the goods.

Wanna see for yourself? Here's how to get free tickets. Post your funniest clean joke, plus a way we can contact you (Twitter address, e-mail address or link to your Facebook page) in our comments section below.

We'll accept entries up until 3 p.m. Soon thereafter, we'll pick a First and Second Place winner. Each will win two tickets to tomorrow's show.
UPDATE: Congratulations to "Anonymous" -- call us morbid, but we liked his 9/11 joke the best. Also, congratulations to Theresa, whose Sherlock Holmes joke also got us laughing. Both will get two tickets to Saturday's show.

Honorable Mention goes to Nina for her pope-ish joke; if either of our winners fails to claim the tickets, we'll be following up with her. Thanks to all who played -- and stay tuned for future giveaways!

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