UPDATED WITH WINNER AT 3:27 p.m.
Ya gonna tell some jokes, circus boy?
Standup Brian Regan
" guy) is doing two shows at The Pageant Saturday night
He himself "cringes" at being referred to as a clean comic. We don't get that. It's quite a feat to never cuss or troll the gutter but still have people rolling in the aisles at a comedy show, and this fella delivers the goods.
Wanna see for yourself? Here's how to get free tickets. Post your funniest clean joke, plus a way we can contact you
(Twitter address, e-mail address or link to your Facebook page) in our comments section below
We'll accept entries up until 3 p.m. Soon thereafter, we'll pick a First and Second Place winner. Each will win two tickets to tomorrow's show.
Congratulations to "Anonymous" -- call us morbid, but we
liked his 9/11 joke the best. Also, congratulations to Theresa, whose
Sherlock Holmes joke also got us laughing. Both will get two tickets to
Honorable Mention goes to Nina for her pope-ish joke; if either of our
winners fails to claim the tickets, we'll be following up with her.
Thanks to all who played -- and stay tuned for future giveaways!