A Reading From the "Dick Cheney Survival Bible"


In today's Purple Prose host Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads from Duck: The Dick Cheney Survival Bible. In this scene, the former vice president of the United States has just discovered a genie's bottle. If you're a Democrat, beware what Cheney wishes for!


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