3/23/11 11:49 p.m.
From: Quin Snyder
Subject: how you like them apples?
Whooo-hoooo! Hoooo! Oh yeah!!! Suck it!!!
I told you not to get rid of me! I warned you that Mizzou is a stepping stone. Get any coach better than me -- I told you -- and he'll be gone in a matter of years. He'll go to a conference where he doesn't have to get his ass kicked twice a year by Kansas.
I beat Kansas, Mike. Well, I beat them twice as much as Anderson ever could or did. But, noooo, you said you needed a coach with ethics. With class. Where are all those principles now? Did that heartless bastard, Anderson, even leave you a Dear John letter? Did he??
I'd have never done that to you, baby. When you hired me I told you I would leave Mizzou only on one condition: I was called away to work for Vidal Sassoon.
But, no! You had to fire me. That wasn't part of the deal. Actually, scratch that. You didn't fire me. You had a radio broadcaster tell me I needed to tender my resignation because you didn't have the balls to do it face-to-face.
You know who does have balls? Me! I've got lots of orange leather ones filling up space in my condo storage unit. More than that, I've also got skills -- the same mad skills that got us to the Elite 8 back in 2002. Wasn't that fun? Don't you want to get there again?
Whaddya say? How about we let bygones be bygones? Admit you were wrong. Re-hire me and let's party like it's 1999 -- the year I came to Columbia and started making Mizzou basketball interesting again.
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